joke #035 – mugshot
When Hunters are in need of coffee they have to remember their mugshots..
Joke #034 – Australian Grill
The reason Australian grills are known as Barbies
Joke #033 – Millennium falcon
In honor of may the 4th – The one and only real millennium falcon
Joke #032 – Movie trailer
A big movie trailer
Joke #031 – PR manager
What do you call a guy in suit and tie who waves around with the letter R while he pees?
– A Pee’R Manager
Joke #030 – Headphones
A Pair of headphones
Joke #029 – Fisheye camera
A Fisheye camera
Joke #028 – Pee-cock
The rarely seen bird – The PeeCock
Joke #027 – cat joke
Why did the cat eat all the unhealthy food?
– Because it wanted a stroke..
Joke #026 – That socks
Joke #025 – jugs
That is some nice jugs..
Joke #024 – The soldiers duty
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty.
Joke #023 – Drum roll
Marching bands never plays on hills and mountains because of the risk of drum rolls
Joke #022 – Donuts
They are called donuts because you do not get any..
Joke #021 – Fish cake
A Fish Cake
Joke #020 – Rap star
A rap star
The most famous animal in the ocean is the star fish.
Joke #019 – Butchers Meating
What do you call it when butchers get together?
Joke #018 – A turdle
Joke #017 – Raindeer
The wettest animal in the world is the raindeer
Joke #016 – Potty Training
Joke #015 – Bad date
A bad Date
Joke #015 – Crack kills
Joke #014 – The French flag
The magic ability of the French flag to turn white in front of Germans
Joke #013 – Polar Bear
– How much does a polar bear weigh?
– Enough to break the ice. The name is…
(The traditional greeting when meeting new eskimoes)
Joke #011 – The Hip Hopper
The original hip hopper..
– Who Kanye really wanted to be.
Joke #010 – Brain washed
Joke #009 – Computer
How to turn on the computer..
Joke #008 – The chicken & the egg
A chicken butt is also known as an ‘egg-xit’
Joke #007 – Sandwich
Why can you never starve in the desert?
– Because of all the sand which is there..
Joke #006 – The Baguette
Can I ba’get’te one of those breads?
Joke #005 – A Blind Date
Going on a blind date
joke #004 – Eggs
test – this is created as a standard post
Eggs taste just egg-celent
joke #003 – Photographers
Why are photographers always so angry?
– Because they work with negatives..
joke #002 – Sahara
Why can you never starve in the Sahara?
Because its one big dessert.
Joke #001 – Eskimo Housewarming
The reason why eskimoes don’t have housewarming parties.