I thought about doing something with Sylvester Stallone, but that was to difficult to draw. So here is my take on a rocky relationship. Two sad stones.
I thought about doing something with Sylvester Stallone, but that was to difficult to draw. So here is my take on a rocky relationship. Two sad stones.
Tomorrow there’ll be a high likelihood of brainstorms and local showers. Beware of fast flying brains.
I wish my rulers for school were like this. This ruler truly rules. One ruler to rule them all.
A bad dad pun of what a watch dog should look like. I thought it was about time for another illustrated bad dad joke.
Americans love their firearms.
a dining table… or a dinner table… or…
Mouse pad.. I guess that’s where computers can have a ‘bit’ of downtime..
How many people from ______ does it take to change a lightbulb?
5…
– One to hold the lightbulb and four people to lift up and turn the ladder around.
Another stereotype joke where you can insert which ever group of people you want to make fun off.
Knock knock-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?Banana banana
Knock knock
-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?Banana banana
Knock knock
-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?Banana banana
Knock knock
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana..
-Who is there?
Orange
– Orange who?
This is the first joke I remember my own father telling me as a kid. I didn’t really get the whole point of the knock knock jokes – still don’t. But for me this is the perfect example of the kind of humour that I have since recognized as my own fathers bad dad jokes.
The kid to a father:
Dad, I’m hungry!.
Hi Hungry! I’m dad.
This is the first bad dad joke of the day.
I wanted to start off with a classic bad dad joke that we’ve all probably heard, and that the dads among us probably have used ourselves.
This bad dad joke is especially annoying to teenage kids. Known to be hangry aka hungry + angry.
These dubious atempts at humour is a fathers way of telling their kids that they love them. This may be one of the few ways we can try and conway this to our kids. Along with putting up shelves and checking the oil on the car.
Bad dad jokes will be a stable in alot of families, untill we fathers can show and express our feelings more directly.
When Hunters are in need of coffee they have to remember their mugshots..
The reason Australian grills are known as Barbies
In honor of may the 4th – The one and only real millennium falcon
What do you call a guy in suit and tie who waves around with the letter R while he pees?
– A Pee’R Manager
A Pair of headphones
A Fisheye camera
The rarely seen bird – The PeeCock
Why did the cat eat all the unhealthy food?
– Because it wanted a stroke..
That socks
That is some nice jugs..
Why did the soldier flush the toilet?
Because it was his duty.
Marching bands never plays on hills and mountains because of the risk of drum roll..
A silly pun om the multiple meanings of what a drum roll can be. Could also have played around with the idea that rolls can be bread buns. Maybe another joke another day.
They are called donuts because you do not get any..
A classic joke to tell your kids when you’ve bought donuts and pretend you don’t want to share them.
About as classic as telling them that you can share the donuts – they can have the hole in the middle and you get the outer ring.
A Fish Cake
A rap star
Aka.
The most famous animal in the ocean is the star fish.
What do you call it when butchers get together?
A meating..
A Turdle
Potty training
A bad Date
Crack kills
The magic ability of the French flag to turn white in front of Germans
– How much does a polar bear weigh?
– Enough to break the ice. The name is…
(The traditional greeting when meeting new eskimoes)
The original hip hopper..
– Who Kanye really wanted to be.
How to turn on the computer..
A chicken butt is also known as an ‘egg-xit’
Why can you never starve in the desert?
– Because of all the sand which is there..
Can I ba’get’te one of those breads?
Going on a blind date
Why are photographers always so angry?
– Because they work with negatives..
Why can you never starve in the Sahara?
Because its one big dessert.
The reason why eskimoes don’t have housewarming parties.