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Joke of the day – Day 4

How many people from ______ does it take to change a lightbulb?

5…
– One to hold the lightbulb and four people to lift up and turn the ladder around.


Another stereotype joke where you can insert which ever group of people you want to make fun off.

Joke of the day – Day 2

Knock knock

-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?

Banana banana

Knock knock
-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?

Banana banana

Knock knock
-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?

Banana banana

Knock knock
-Who is there?
Orange
– Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana..

This is the first joke I remember my own father telling me as a kid. I didn’t really get the whole point of the knock knock jokes – still don’t. But for me this is the perfect example of the kind of humour that I have since recognized as my own fathers bad dad jokes.

Joke of the day – Day 1

The kid to a father:

Dad, I’m hungry!.

Hi Hungry! I’m dad.

This is the first bad dad joke of the day.

I wanted to start off with a classic bad dad joke that we’ve all probably heard, and that the dads among us probably have used ourselves.

This bad dad joke is especially annoying to teenage kids. Known to be hangry aka hungry + angry.

These dubious atempts at humour is a fathers way of telling their kids that they love them. This may be one of the few ways we can try and conway this to our kids. Along with putting up shelves and checking the oil on the car.

Bad dad jokes will be a stable in alot of families, untill we fathers can show and express our feelings more directly.

Joke #023 – Drum roll

Drum roll

Marching bands never plays on hills and mountains because of the risk of drum roll..

A silly pun om the multiple meanings of what a drum roll can be. Could also have played around with the idea that rolls can be bread buns. Maybe another joke another day.

Joke #022 – Donuts

They are called donuts because you do not get any..

A classic joke to tell your kids when you’ve bought donuts and pretend you don’t want to share them.

About as classic as telling them that you can share the donuts – they can have the hole in the middle and you get the outer ring.