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How many people from ______ does it take to change a lightbulb?
5…
– One to hold the lightbulb and four people to lift up and turn the ladder around.
Another stereotype joke where you can insert which ever group of people you want to make fun off.
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Knock knock-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?Banana banana
Knock knock
-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?Banana banana
Knock knock
-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?Banana banana
Knock knock
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana..
-Who is there?
Orange
– Orange who?
This is the first joke I remember my own father telling me as a kid. I didn’t really get the whole point of the knock knock jokes – still don’t. But for me this is the perfect example of the kind of humour that I have since recognized as my own fathers bad dad jokes.
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The kid to a father:
Dad, I’m hungry!.
Hi Hungry! I’m dad.
This is the first bad dad joke of the day.
I wanted to start off with a classic bad dad joke that we’ve all probably heard, and that the dads among us probably have used ourselves.
This bad dad joke is especially annoying to teenage kids. Known to be hangry aka hungry + angry.
These dubious atempts at humour is a fathers way of telling their kids that they love them. This may be one of the few ways we can try and conway this to our kids. Along with putting up shelves and checking the oil on the car.
Bad dad jokes will be a stable in alot of families, untill we fathers can show and express our feelings more directly.