Joke of the day – Day 4

How many people from ______ does it take to change a lightbulb?

5…
– One to hold the lightbulb and four people to lift up and turn the ladder around.


Another stereotype joke where you can insert which ever group of people you want to make fun off.

Joke of the day – Day 3

A classic type of jokes is the stereotype jokes. The stereotype jokes that I grew up with were jokes about a neighbouring country or another part of the country that one would joke was ‘slower’. Imagine jokes about rednecks if you are from the U.S. or German people if you are from Austria, or French people if you are from Belgium etc.

These types of jokes cab be very crude and at times downright racist, but the type dates back more than 2.000 years. Stereotype jokes were also normal in ancient Rome. So I’ve just left the place/group blank and you can put in whoever you want to make fun of.

Why do the people from  ________ put on their best clothes when there’s a thunderstorm?
– Because they think they are going to have their photos taken.

Joke of the day – Day 2

Knock knock

-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?

Banana banana

Knock knock
-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?

Banana banana

Knock knock
-Who is there?
Banana
– Banana who?

Banana banana

Knock knock
-Who is there?
Orange
– Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana..

This is the first joke I remember my own father telling me as a kid. I didn’t really get the whole point of the knock knock jokes – still don’t. But for me this is the perfect example of the kind of humour that I have since recognized as my own fathers bad dad jokes.

Joke of the day – Day 1

The kid to a father:

Dad, I’m hungry!.

Hi Hungry! I’m dad.

This is the first bad dad joke of the day.

I wanted to start off with a classic bad dad joke that we’ve all probably heard, and that the dads among us probably have used ourselves.

This bad dad joke is especially annoying to teenage kids. Known to be hangry aka hungry + angry.

These dubious atempts at humour is a fathers way of telling their kids that they love them. This may be one of the few ways we can try and conway this to our kids. Along with putting up shelves and checking the oil on the car.

Bad dad jokes will be a stable in alot of families, untill we fathers can show and express our feelings more directly.